mom get me a bagel
ludwiglovesthebottom:

so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .

ludwiglovesthebottom:

so im doing homework and my mom is making dinner and i just heard “ive got my eye on you” and i guess she taped an eye eraser to a wooden spoon and….… .

i find it funny that my default picture is cole sprouse dressed as a girl from suite life you know especially with all of this recent hype about him

he’s a great guy and stuff but all i’m saying is that if he had to reprise the exact role he wouldn’t even need a wig

meowmix!

willyousmdifi:

lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

omg